She looks like Monica Lewinsky.

There's winning a campaign, and then there's HOW you win a campaign. There's nothing admirable about how Conway et al. did the latter.

Oh Ruby… don't take your love to town.

I've actually made this "ratatouille" for my kids and now they won't stop asking for it. It's quite tasty.

Yes, he's all of that.

…it would come back and throw acid in your eyes and dance off happily into the night.

IT'S "BIT," GODDAMMIT

Yeah, the whole idea of a Tron sequel was iffy to start with (kind of like doing a "Black Hole 2: Wormhole Boogaloo" would be) but my god, that soundtrack was stupendous.

Given how pissed off a lot of the people who got the "free" cars were about the taxes, it'd still be good opposition fodder. To wit: "Oprah makes a lot of promises. She'll make you believe you can have your cake and eat it too. But there is always a hidden cost. Etc. etc. etc."

Good lord. If there's anyone who could out-ego Trump, it'd be Oprah. And anyway, her whole "give away a free car" clip would be absolutely insane political capital against her - it'd be in the first Republican attack ads the second she announced a candidacy.

The minute the cable companies die, the streaming services will start increasing prices. The only reason they're cheap now is because they're the alternative to cable/dish packages.

Diesel Nutz

HILLAREMAILS!

I hate to say it, but Danny Pudi is the weak link in this ensemble. It just feels to me like the role needs more of a Jonathan Slavin type than "snarky Abed," which is how Pudi seems to be playing it.

I wanted this article title to be "Bye-Bye Belle & Sebastian" SO MUCH.

The Truman Show is one of my kids' favorite movies, for some odd reason. They have no understanding of the original subtext of how it was skewering reality television, nor do they read the even deeper subtext about God and religion (which is the reason why I love the movie myself, having extricated myself out of…

"Feel my boner. Penis penis penis penis penis."

My introduction to Henny Youngman was his cameo in Amazon Women on the Moon. His set in that cameo was terribly half-assed, which isn't surprising given the context.

Imagine a Rob Schneider comedy tour where the headlining act is a two-hour-long riff on The Richmeister. In 2017.

I grew up in that same time frame and the desperation with which so many of these Borscht Belt comedians tried to keep their heads above water was extremely sad and uncomfortable. Bob Hope was probably the worst offender to me - the best moment he had in his later years was a brief "blink and you'll miss it" cameo in S…