"I'm a buzzboy!"

I dunno, maybe there is a market out there for soulless, wretched pieces of albino beef jerky.

Donald Trump doesn't give a crap about respect. He wants attention.

I heartily sympathize with you and understand your sadness…

Been reading the critiques. Maybe I'm an island unto myself here, but I think this DID advance the story. Steven needed to vent at his mom, and what did he have? A photo on the wall of a beatific goddess? A videotape containing the only sight and sound that he has of Rose? His subconscious (his gem?) understood that…

If you're talking about being afraid of debate, you'd have to include everyone on the right too, because they don't debate - they scream talking points and insults at everyone in lieu of reasoned debate. They figure that the louder they yell, the less they'll have to find any sort of logical reason for their position.

I love that movie to pieces, but I wouldn't quite call it "romantic."

I was just coming here to post that. I'm also a softie for Stranger Than Fiction, largely because I identify with Will Ferrell's character slowly, excruciatingly breaking out of his shell to be with the person he loves.

I am looking forward to NASCAR fans doing what they always do, to wit - take a moderately interesting but largely mediocre entertainment property and lavish it with praise to make themselves feel better about their choices.

Analception!

I love Leslie Knope. But I do not love Amy Poehler.

Ah, so. Latte, though?

I simply couldn't understand why Budweiser thought that bringing back a 30-year-old ad campaign would be a good idea. The best case scenario would have been kids who were really into Spuds lore back in the 80s realizing that they were nearing 50 and consequently having an existential crisis. What a spectacular case of…

I just saw it this weekend and with the exception of about 5 minutes, where they worked in the requisite soul-searching and monologuing, I laughed my ass off through the whole movie. It was squarely pitched at my wheelhouse.

SEE YOU IN THE REPUBLIC SENATE!

If we can't find a moral argument against conflicts of interest in government, then we are ceding all of our freedom to those governing us. That's a truly dangerous road to go down.

There are plenty of good pizza places in Phoenix metro. You just need to get creative and ignore the chains. There's a place called Graziano's up in Glendale on 59th Avenue and the 101 Loop that makes great pizza without breaking the bank, and they'll cook to order. Phoenix has also added Lou Malnati's and Giordano's…

I honestly don't have one. I've donated and protested and kvetched and called senators and etc. and I'm constantly trying to find other ways to figure out something productive to do, but when it comes down to it there is nothing that can be done so long as one arm of our government decides that the rule of law is…

Pizzeria Bianco - the original location, anyway - may be the nation's best-kept pizza secret. I consider myself a pizza connoisseur, and I have my favorites of all types, but my god… this hole-in-the-wall joint in downtown Phoenix, Arizona is a revelation. The wait to get in is something like two hours every day, but…

Dame it, Josh!