I love it! Best deep dish I've ever had.

Pizzeria Bianco in downtown Phoenix, Arizona may have the best pizza pie in America.

It's like people assume that as long as they vent their outrage on Twitter, that's enough.

That's an awful lot of verbiage to defend some truly shitty entertainment.

Why do you think he employs Kellyanne Conway?

So did Lord Dampnut short his private holdings of Nordstrom stocks prior to his tweet?

What, no Oxford Blues? I wanted to know what he thought about sculling.

If they sold 3D prints of these, I would buy a "Parks and Rec" one so fast my wallet would wonder what happened to all my money.

"I'M SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING FARTS FROM THIS MOTHERFUCKING ANUS!"

Whoever programmed this bot must have done it late at night after the Mountain Dew ran out and the Axe got stale.

You do realize that "This Land is Your Land" was written by Woody Guthrie as a response to blind patriotism and as a sarcastic take on "God Bless America," right?

Hi Milo.

I dunno, I think being gay and cheating on someone aren't necessarily connected in any way at all.

Jimmy Fallon. Book it.

I was upset about all of her e's being backwards 3s… except the final one, which was a normal lower-case e.

She's definitely unstable, which makes her far more frightening than Yellow if you ask me.

I'm not sure if she misses her emotionally, definitely not to the point that Blue does. Perhaps she misses Pink the way a commander might miss a valued soldier. One thing seems clear, Pink's shattering was the impetus behind her vendetta against Earth - but is it vengeance caused by grief or is it caused purely by…

Considering that one of the zoomans is a dead ringer for Young Greg, I wonder if it was one of Greg's ancestors.

The cherry on top = the little rubber-ball squeak Holly Blue's tummy made when Garnet bopped her.

I was kinda hoping one or two of them would have wanted to go with the Crystal Gems back to Earth.