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Army of Darkness 2: Half-Ashed

I thought he had changed his name to "David Hoff."

Coming soon to McDonald's: McFucknuggets with Special Sass.

"Fortunately, there are still plenty of other ways to be harassed by seagulls."

I'm a guy for whom the declaration, "A SECRET MESSAGE… FROM MY TEETH!" represents the pinnacle of Tickdom. And I really really liked this pilot. I thought Peter Serafinowicz (one of my favorite actors) nailed The Tick's "soul" even though Patrick Warburton (who is a producer on this show, interestingly) physically…

What if God were on Oculus?

I don't think that statement is canonical. All we know for sure is that Rose had a thing for lions and that current Lion has some Gem-like abilities to him.

But think about it - about 3/4ths of the waiters and Kinkos guys in Hollywood can say "I AM GROOT" in about that same inflection for a shitload less money than Vin.

Considering that Vin Diesel is literally the most expendable cast member in the entire MCU, he seems to really like to live life on the edge.

Well, look at the map Buddy had (identical to the Moon Base map). Look how much land has been lost by ocean encroachment (particularly in the Atlantic - Florida is an archipelago now, while South America and Africa have lost great deal of land mass on their eastern and western coasts respectively), and what about that…

You start to wonder, then, if Lion is Rose's "pocket dimension" and convenient Warp-Pad-avoiding transit method…

You nailed it. Think about Beach City - nobody seems to think it's weird at all that there is a multi-limbed goddess carved from the bedrock on the beach.

Watching the live streams of the Olympics - free from the NBC Sports film editors and ever-increasing creepiness of Bob Costas - has been amazing for me.

A couple of thoughts:

Why yes, yes it is.

Hur dur.

Please tell me you're a gimmick account.

So, in keeping with making all the remakes edgier, the song about Otto Titsling that Midler sang will now be a gangsta rap about, I dunno, the creator of the douche?