Ah, an acolyte of the "Rose is Pink Diamond" theory!

Remember when Jasper said, "Jaspers don't stop until they get what they want"? When she said that, I immediately thought of Amethyst at the donut shop. Quartzes really do seem to share some fundamental qualities - I wonder how much Rose was like Jasper…

Amethyst has always been a worrisome element for me. Not just because of her backstory, which makes her ever insecure, but also because of her effect on Garnet when they fuse into Sugilite. She's the loose cannon of the Crystal Gems and I don't think it'll require Corruption for her to become unstable.

The Equalizer disagrees with you.

I think that Connie's taken a turn for the Doomsday-ish because of what she's learned about the Gems, about Steven, and the way Pearl drilled both Steven's destiny and the inevitable upcoming battles against Homeworld into her during her training. For a pre-teen kid, all of that would be pretty impossible to logic…

"YOU FIND THAT BONG!"

Anything that terrifies Onion immediately terrifies me at a multiple of 10.

Two things.

Not if they include the multi-chapter digression about Napoleon and the wars. Victor Hugo was probably reading "Moby Dick" and thought, "You want a non sequitur? Watch THIS, les assholes!" (Ed. note: I do not know French.)

I hope someday we have an episode that details why Rose elected to give up her form to become half of Steven; but if we don't, we at least have the foundations for it. Rose's fascination with humanity and the Earth changed her fundamentally (the pre-Rebellion Rose, to me, is a frightening figure - imagine her…

What about that Enterprise episode where they found the Constitution-class cruiser and evil Archer took it over to perform a coup and aaaaahhh I don't even care enough to know if I'm getting the plot right.

Man, the scene where Pearl realizes that Greg and Steven had heard her singing… and then the lingering shot on Greg… and then Greg's voice as he realizes their relationship can't be fixed…

*cues up Reel Big Fish*

When Rose told Greg, "That's a good thing" when he said, "I barely know you" in "We Have To Talk," I always thought it was a great, and very dark, character moment for her. It's been clear the longer SU goes on that not only was Rose a powerful Gem, but she was a fairly bloodthirsty warlord to boot.

It's because he has to force the higher register now that his voice has changed. In the earliest episodes Steven's voice was much closer to Zach's natural register, so most of his earlier work was more inflection-based.

Yeah. The world map shown on the screen at the moon base has plenty of topographical irregularities (i.e., Florida is detached from the contiguous US, the aforementioned giant crater in Asia, etc.). That presupposes that the alternate reality in which Steven Universe lives has some sort of cataclysm or calamity in its…

It's too bad. It's a better movie than it sounds from a synopsis. And Michael J. actually shreds on the axe.

Too bad Chris and his kid didn't like Light of Day. Don't know if Michael J. still has the chops to play the title cut from that movie but it would have been epic.

Did you see the invisible jet in the background there? I mean, SPOILER ALERT…

And you and I were in on the joke.