I wanted to get esoteric since NR dumped a "Falstaffian" on us, but all I could come up with was an English prog rock reference.

He is to AV Club what his distant cousin Trevor is to Yes - a breath of fresh air every time he takes a break from leaving to come back.

…The future's LGBT…

I'll let you off with a Goebbels warning for now.

Fuck you, Pokemon Go, for making me remember that Star Trek: The Next Generation episode where everyone is catatonic because of that stupid VR video game and only Wesley is able to save the day.

Not Was.

She already has the cold, dead eyes of a professional assassin, so that's pretty easy casting.

What was the middle thing?

I foresee a shit-ton of testosterone, canoe-building, bacon-worship, and all around manliness, and that's just Laura Prepon.

Honestly, most of the first season sucks. I can barely watch some of them ("Cat Fingers" is a hard no). But man, once the metastory starts picking up and the storytelling becomes more serialized, it is a quantum leap.

Point taken, but didn't you tune in because The Lads' chemistry helped make it good television? You wondered, for instance, whether Jezza and May would kill each other in the truck heading to the North Pole; you loved the fact that Hammond genuinely fell in love with "Oliver" on the trek across Africa; and above all,…

Ironic, considering Matt LeBlanc is one of the new TG hosts - but people tuned in in droves to Top Gear because it was a sitcom, not because it was a car show. When it was just Jeremy and a couple of other staid British presenters talking cars, it got shit ratings too.

It's the new wave.

Wouldn't it be The Hunt for Red November?

WELL ACTUALLY ONLY CANADIANS PRONOUNCE IT "BOAT"

Rekt-It Ralph

Isn't Carryon Xanderpuss Benedict Cumberbatch's second cousin?

Flatulamortis Erectum - the farting boner corpse spell

…in a plastic bag and responsibly left with an eco-friendly recycling company!

Indiana Joans