Thanks for that Paul.

Huh. No nom for David Guggenheim for Stolen. Fuck that.

Terror Train with Jamie Lee Curtis and em…David Copperfield…I don't think they ever remade that - but it's fucking awesome.

Never again.

I thought the Fright Night remake was great, maybe even better than the original - which I like a lot, but feel it's nostalgically over-rated.

The FUCK does any of that shit have to do with the new Star Wars? We want casting details and plot descriptions NOW.

You should start your own site with that kind of info.

You work as a Piss Therapist, don't you?

I'm sorry, but you people need to learn something called compassion. Whether or not you are an actor, or have even been in a Twlight film, or seen one, or been drunk at an airport, or never even been on a plane before - when you got to go, you GOT TO GO.

Yeah, you beat me to it, that one must be coming next. And Paul Stanley is obviously unable to write.

Ever heard of Prince?

This was a great read, and a pretty good breakdown of Simmons. Despite the life he's led, he hasn't learnt anything from it, and as a person, remains uninteresting, unengaged, self-satisifed, shallow and boring.

Woohoo! I'll have some of that - right after I read Shannon Tweed's 'Kiss And Tell' - only $15.95 - with free shipping!

He's got all the best stories. Humble too.

Don't you mean the guy from New Edition that he keeps in his shed?

Lethal Weapon: The TV Series, just got real, son.

Who really gives a fuck? If he had've driven off a cliff and died it would be a story. And mildly interesting.

I never did care much for her music, mind, but when I banged her back in sixtay-fife, I'd reckon she was at the whole peak of her sexual powers, for reals, son.

Crocodile Dundee would like a word.

How fucking dare you talk that way about Eli Roth!