That's what your boss said. It was better than you working. Because you're retarded.

Because it bored the tits off everyone?

Having read all about Martyrs, the ending and all - I have no desire to see it - what about it isn't pointlessly cruel? Wolf Creek is based on some people who really did go missing, so there's somewhat of a story to be told there. So obviously they 'story' it up a bit. What about Martyrs - from everything I've read -…

It was torture for them.

Jerry Bruckheimer has absolutely zero Don Simpson anecdotes for you, I'm afraid.

So what you're saying is - he's NOT currently working on the Marky Mark imaginary sequel to the Departed, which Marky's imagination conjured up sometime around the same time Marky was nominated for an Oscar and started talking about it?

Hell yeah son! This is great news! I been working on my Patti Page hologram for literally weeks now! She back on tour in 2013 y'all - and guess who's gittin' all the monies?

You two should get a room and fuck each other.

You two should get a room and fuck each other.

The tambourine player got screwed on that one? Noooooo! Say it isn't so!

The tambourine player got screwed on that one? Noooooo! Say it isn't so!

Come With Me? I ironically love that song and all it's pomposity. That was towards the end of Puffy's period when he was spending millions on every video, trying to convince the world that he was the greatest entertainer, regardless of the fact that he's just not very good  - an awful rapper and sure as shit can't…

Come With Me? I ironically love that song and all it's pomposity. That was towards the end of Puffy's period when he was spending millions on every video, trying to convince the world that he was the greatest entertainer, regardless of the fact that he's just not very good  - an awful rapper and sure as shit can't…

But he had his best friend killed! And continues to milk that death to this very day!

But he had his best friend killed! And continues to milk that death to this very day!

Well I'm glad the ball stopped halfway down when it did, because that speech brought me to tears.

Well I'm glad the ball stopped halfway down when it did, because that speech brought me to tears.

Man, 90 years old is a pretty good innings. Many happy memories of watching Quincy on daytime during my student years. He seemed a good guy. R.I.P. Mr. Klugman.

Man, 90 years old is a pretty good innings. Many happy memories of watching Quincy on daytime during my student years. He seemed a good guy. R.I.P. Mr. Klugman.

What the fuck does he deserve an Oscar for?