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Phillip
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When is the Film Actors Guild announcing their nominees?

I think he's just high as shit.

I think he's just high as shit.

I can't see it going on that much longer - y'know, because she's like 112 years old and will probably be dead soon.

I can't see it going on that much longer - y'know, because she's like 112 years old and will probably be dead soon.

I hope they play 'Lovin' The Crew'.

I hope they play 'Lovin' The Crew'.

Just like your wow!

Just like your wow!

I already fucked Chuck Lorre's mom, so the joke's on him, or something. She's an alcoholic too!

I already fucked Chuck Lorre's mom, so the joke's on him, or something. She's an alcoholic too!

Man, I should get a fucking job as a film critic, is what I was feeling.

Man, I should get a fucking job as a film critic, is what I was feeling.

'I can't wait to see what next year offers.'

'I can't wait to see what next year offers.'

Tell that to Kathryn Bigelow.

Tell that to Kathryn Bigelow.

And Biggie set to team up with Luther Vandross for Madagascar 4, kids!

And Biggie set to team up with Luther Vandross for Madagascar 4, kids!

She should've waited until 2015, when the new Star Wars is out, and called it The Chronicles of Star Wars, by Marnie Stern.