She should've waited until 2015, when the new Star Wars is out, and called it The Chronicles of Star Wars, by Marnie Stern.

Next you'll tell me that Milli Vanilli won't be getting back together because one of them is dead.

Next you'll tell me that Milli Vanilli won't be getting back together because one of them is dead.

Yeah, you're better off sticking to the gloryholes.

Yeah, you're better off sticking to the gloryholes.

Fucking careful, son! At first glance, I thought that said Star Wars.

Fucking careful, son! At first glance, I thought that said Star Wars.

That's because your mother is tired…from doing other things.

That's because your mother is tired…from doing other things.

To be fair, I wouldn't say he's a 'light comedy' actor. He's studied the stuff and is pretty good, can do comedy and drama. It's more the fact that he looks like a douche, plays a douche extra well, and is probably a major douche in real life terms. Besides, there's a bunch of other guys - Di Caprio, Damon etc - hell…

To be fair, I wouldn't say he's a 'light comedy' actor. He's studied the stuff and is pretty good, can do comedy and drama. It's more the fact that he looks like a douche, plays a douche extra well, and is probably a major douche in real life terms. Besides, there's a bunch of other guys - Di Caprio, Damon etc - hell…

David Copperfield was a real live man? Holy shit. I loved it when he flew to Saturn and back, live on TV. He was the stuff that dreams are made of.

David Copperfield was a real live man? Holy shit. I loved it when he flew to Saturn and back, live on TV. He was the stuff that dreams are made of.

I could actually get behind giving Judi Dench…a special award of my own.

I could actually get behind giving Judi Dench…a special award of my own.

It's a barbecue. Harrison's bringing a keg and Ben's bringing Jennifer Garner for desert. You wanna come?

It's a barbecue. Harrison's bringing a keg and Ben's bringing Jennifer Garner for desert. You wanna come?

Go talk to your aunt then.

Go talk to your aunt then.

I can't believe this guy Abraham Lincoln - first he was a president, and now he's a fucking movie!