I can't believe this guy Abraham Lincoln - first he was a president, and now he's a fucking movie!

I couldn't be bothered reading this. What did they make of 'Age Of The Hobbits'?

I couldn't be bothered reading this. What did they make of 'Age Of The Hobbits'?

I didn't know he was dead. Thanks for the heads up!

I didn't know he was dead. Thanks for the heads up!

Too bad for you then.

Too bad for you then.

I remember you guys. You used to play at Christmas, right? And your bass player was a massive cokehead. One time, Russell Simmons came in to check you guys out and the bass player called his mother a whore.

I remember you guys. You used to play at Christmas, right? And your bass player was a massive cokehead. One time, Russell Simmons came in to check you guys out and the bass player called his mother a whore.

In dog years?

In dog years?

Do you still have it on cassette tape? And a cassette tape deck player? I'd like to hear it. Where do you live?

Do you still have it on cassette tape? And a cassette tape deck player? I'd like to hear it. Where do you live?

Hey, I gots to take Ricky Grieco's side on this one. He ma boy.

Hey, I gots to take Ricky Grieco's side on this one. He ma boy.

No, he just likes black cock.

No, he just likes black cock.

Of course I have! R.I.P. your dad.

Of course I have! R.I.P. your dad.

Stop being white. Just stop it.