Stop being white. Just stop it.

These awards and recognitions are meaningless anyway. The only recognition that matters is that which comes from the hearts of your loved ones.

These awards and recognitions are meaningless anyway. The only recognition that matters is that which comes from the hearts of your loved ones.

Your dad played in a band?

Your dad played in a band?

SALT 2: RUSSIAN HOOKER

SALT 2: RUSSIAN HOOKER

They should hold off until 2015, when the new Star Wars is out.

They should hold off until 2015, when the new Star Wars is out.

Alongside Harrison Ford, Eddie Money and Ben Affleck. This is great news.

Alongside Harrison Ford, Eddie Money and Ben Affleck. This is great news.

Well, the first half is pretty boring, but the rest - well, you can take that shit to the bank and fucking cash it.

Well, the first half is pretty boring, but the rest - well, you can take that shit to the bank and fucking cash it.

What the fuck does this have to do with Star Wars?

What the fuck does this have to do with Star Wars?

Batman FTW! All you stupid motherfuckers who didn't think Batman could do it - well he has! So fuck you!

Batman FTW! All you stupid motherfuckers who didn't think Batman could do it - well he has! So fuck you!

Cool. If I had a time machine…I don't know, I might just probably destroy it. Too many complications. What will be, will be. But thanks for including me in your time machine dreams!

Cool. If I had a time machine…I don't know, I might just probably destroy it. Too many complications. What will be, will be. But thanks for including me in your time machine dreams!

So this channel will have infomercials for products which will enable you to 'Smug It Up' just like Brady Cooper and shit?