So this channel will have infomercials for products which will enable you to 'Smug It Up' just like Brady Cooper and shit?

I do hope the antagonist in this isn't ginger, though. It's just not very threatening. How can you take someone seriously when you know they have ginger pubic hair?

I do hope the antagonist in this isn't ginger, though. It's just not very threatening. How can you take someone seriously when you know they have ginger pubic hair?

R.I.P. Geraldo's sister. My heart goes out to you, son. First you have to interview Manson - and now this? There truly is no God.

R.I.P. Geraldo's sister. My heart goes out to you, son. First you have to interview Manson - and now this? There truly is no God.

I know - 'Man On Fire' was awesome!

I know - 'Man On Fire' was awesome!

Fuck, Gary Oldman would be the perfect choice for this. Good call.

Fuck, Gary Oldman would be the perfect choice for this. Good call.

Why? She's not dead! She still needs them.

Why? She's not dead! She still needs them.

Yes…with their faces!

Yes…with their faces!

They're working on Beetlejuice 2 apparently. Burton made a few good movies at the start, but he's a better set designer than a director. Basically, he's a hack, and artistically, he's finished.

They're working on Beetlejuice 2 apparently. Burton made a few good movies at the start, but he's a better set designer than a director. Basically, he's a hack, and artistically, he's finished.

Or casting auditions for the Red Dawn remake.

Or casting auditions for the Red Dawn remake.

Who was the third best meth dealer you ever met? Was he a good guy?

Who was the third best meth dealer you ever met? Was he a good guy?

That's exactly what your mom said. Except she wasn't being sarcastic.