Because of course Ansari and his family haven't experienced any prejudice in this country. Holy crap lady take a seat.

It's continually amazing how many young, "with-it" types are completely unaware of the concept of irony in comic storytelling. Bunch of fucking drips.

Calling Aziz Ansari "gross" for saying things you agree with? I think this is what "rings hollow in our modern era."

I'm surprised his first response wasn't to blame Obama.

Must every tragedy have a truther movement now?

Holy crap Morgan Freeman's just going to be in everyone of these "too old for this shit" things, isn't he.

See if you can land a guest spot on SNL. From what I understand he'll be live-tweeting that shit for the next four years.

"People who turn out for the mid-terms."

Call me a square but that picture's a dealbreaker.

This is someone's fetish.

Memes are a collective punishment on the population for talking shit about New Yorker cartoons.

ZMF apparently keeps in contact with Drew Magary to bitch about under-performing Detroit sports teams. Magary mentions him occasionally in podcasts.

But his totally legit doctor said his health is tremendous and he's going to be the healthiest president you've ever seen and you're going to get bored with how healthy he is

Getting a strong "What's up fellow kids" vibe from this post, and I like it.

Vidal showed a great amount of empathy when he called Samantha Geimer a hooker for being raped by Roman Polanski.

That's a nice makeshift meme there.

Maybe they thought he was a terrorist device.

Nixon abused his power for petty stupid shit, but at least he tried to keep it a secret.

They better not try this hologram shit.

Best summer movie season ever though.