At the time, "compassionate conservatism" had the whiff of being a punchline. Today, it's on par with "the aristocrats."

That headline has at least three alt-right triggers.

The raw talent of this man is remarkable.

Roger Ebert liked it. Litmus tests based on one single movie are stupid. Calm down.

In related news, the leader of the free world is raging against the cast of a Broadway musical on Twitter.

Vermin Supreme had that thing locked up.

Of course he wasn't offended by it. In one ear, out the other.

I'm kind of tired of reboots of already-rebooted Spider-Man movies, myself.

The market for this is people who thought Tourist Guy was too highbrow.

…Ernest P. Worrell, having some trouble fitting in.

Yeah, that never happens anywhere else!

Unfortunately you're probably going to be hearing about "cucks" a lot for the next couple of years.

I honestly was not shocked. It's hard to be shocked after a candidate picks a fight with the parents of a dead soldier on twitter.

And now she won't be able to retire till she's 87.

So this is who Alex Jones was talking about.

The bigger problem is that the real Chick tracts are funnier than this parody Chick tract.

"We'll play the national anthem and just see what the hell happens."

Oh boy, Thinner!

Time for Trebek to double down.

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