At least he didn't EVISCERATE her.

Sometimes, creativity is bad.

I don't think people across America need much help with that. I certainly don't.

But did he eviscerate anyone? Where there any annihilations?

Whatever Rog, we know you saw the video.

This movie is definitely weird, but not in the class of If Footmen Tire You… There's nothing close the spectacle of Soviet troops being played by non-actors from the deep South.

Another amusing detail is that Doughten himself plays the milquetoast, "modern" preacher who ends up leading his flock astray. We hear a part of his sermon, which emphasizes common sense and common decency above hysteria. This is, of course, a sure sign that he's hopelessly deluded. He is the only memorable part of…

Another remake of a remake that the remake of which has been unofficially remade several times already. Another over-familiar story of wretched excess gone wrong. How exciting.

If only.

That music…

In the early days Springer also had on G.G. Allin for one of his last public appearances.

Yeah, the vibe I get from Maury is that his guests already have tough lives, and the show just adds to their misery (except for the blessed "not the fathers"). With Springer, I got the feeling that for the guests it was just a day at the rodeo (with freeze booze, from what I understand).

Maury's smarmy "concerned, sensitive" tone as he talks to the children in the bad kids montage is acutely nauseating.

They're actually going with an all-male cast.

EDIT: I am stupid.

Holy shit.

Yeah, the detective used the word "overkill" to describe the post-mortem butchery.

How could anyone tell if he was? There were thousands and thousands!

*Michael Ian Black makes wisecracks over footage of the collapse*

You know who else put more than 10 minutes into a project?