I read the whole thing.

Are you the Cigarette-Smoking Man? 

LOL at the avatar though.

Thanks Obama.

Get Linklater to direct so he can play himself.

*FRANTICALLY BEGINS PRODUCTION ON MORSI OVERTHROW FILM BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT*

Not to dog on Apple, because I own and enjoy Apple products, but you know those fucking commercials with the trendy young people using Iphones, photographed and scored as if they were fucking children of Jesus, just for using these products?  Some people really buy into that, I guess.

He called the interviewer a dick for enjoying the song when he was a child, 20 years ago.  Scorched earth hatred.

Hey, why can't I get paid to putter around a big house and say racist stuff?

I thought this was their job.

Don't we have an expert in these matters here?

*TAKES NOTE OF ISLAMIC-LOOKING SYMBOLS*

For me the worst part were the fucking sores on his back.  I didn't know that was a hunger thing.  (Obviously I'm not a doctor.)

Be sure to say "That's me!" when the cashier grabs the book.

Agreed, although I liked the movie as a whole too.

NOOOOOO!

^  May actually be true.

You wanna get nuts?!

STOP GANGING UP ON ME!

That's too bad, I it.