Also:

I liked when Sluggo would post excerpts from his "screenplay."  The rest of his output is negligible at best.

Must resist urge to make joke even though I've been handed a "your mom" AND a "your sister"

All of the pod sound effects (pods cracking open, whirring sound, fetal heartbeat, moaning of the newborn pod people) from the '78 Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Where's the Kickstarter for that?

"the frontyard is one's pink love"

^Communist

"Now there's something I haven't thought of" - Franco

I might prefer another dumb superhero movie to seeing this diletantte shitting on a classic.  I do like some of his acting, and of course if this turns out good I'll eat my words, but the only good things to come out of the "Franco mystique" bullshit are the newswires.

I really thought this was a joke until I saw the Amazon link posted above.  This fucking guy.

It's ME Austin, it was me all along!

Is it time to stop hating on it?

Tell that to the Community people.

Cancer Man would not allow it.

One of the greatest recurring musical jokes ever.

The definition of "badass" can take you to some scary places.  I would call that more ass-covering.

This might be the best thing I read all week.

What's with the Ricks?

Not to mention "…just to see their fucking expression change."  Damn.

This was some gut-wrenching shit.  Great scene, but it took me out of the movie.