Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

Duh, it was the only one with mammalian genitalia.

Duh, it was the only one with mammalian genitalia.

From what I've seen, he's generally terrible live.  I feel like they gave him a guitar just to stop him from making those awkward arm motions.

From what I've seen, he's generally terrible live.  I feel like they gave him a guitar just to stop him from making those awkward arm motions.

You didn't miss much in Taken Woodstock.  Summary:  Liam Neeson beats the SHIT out of some hippies.

You didn't miss much in Taken Woodstock.  Summary:  Liam Neeson beats the SHIT out of some hippies.

C'mon, hula-hooping involves a thrusting pelvic movement.  Plus,it would conceivably be easier for a male hula-hoop porn actor to… keep it up.

C'mon, hula-hooping involves a thrusting pelvic movement.  Plus,it would conceivably be easier for a male hula-hoop porn actor to… keep it up.

Damnit!  I placed my bet on Hula Hoop: The Motion Picture.

Damnit!  I placed my bet on Hula Hoop: The Motion Picture.

How about an issue of Poof Magazine featuring magicians revealing full-frontals?

How about an issue of Poof Magazine featuring magicians revealing full-frontals?

Great episode.  That said, the Statue of Liberty weeping angel was embarrassing and nonsensical.  

Great episode.  That said, the Statue of Liberty weeping angel was embarrassing and nonsensical.  

… but there's no page 2

… but there's no page 2

The fat one is their leader.

The fat one is their leader.

I'd like to be that guy for once… so… it's slights, not sleights.  Sorry, I don't feel any better having typed that.