I'd like to be that guy for once… so… it's slights, not sleights.  Sorry, I don't feel any better having typed that.

"this is my rifle….this is my gun?"

"this is my rifle….this is my gun?"

Actually, he does (figuratively) masturbate.

Actually, he does (figuratively) masturbate.

The O'Neal-bot claims that the incident was an "improvisational one-man show," but it's hardly improv when we all know what's coming.

The O'Neal-bot claims that the incident was an "improvisational one-man show," but it's hardly improv when we all know what's coming.

edited: damn you disqus

edited: damn you disqus

Oh man I love Fred Willard.  If I was dressed up in a policeman's uniform and found him masturbating in an adult theater I would totally get him off - Tobias Funke

Oh man I love Fred Willard.  If I was dressed up in a policeman's uniform and found him masturbating in an adult theater I would totally get him off - Tobias Funke

I don't know if this has been said before, but that poster is the Armond White of the AV club.

I don't know if this has been said before, but that poster is the Armond White of the AV club.

I have to second the "I haven't heard of I Just Want My Pants Back" comment.  It has a 5.6/10 on IMDB with 550 votes, and a 68 on Metacritic with only 7 reviews.  According to Wikipedia, MTV aired the series aired on February 2nd and cancelled it May 16th.  Hardly a fair comparison.

I have to second the "I haven't heard of I Just Want My Pants Back" comment.  It has a 5.6/10 on IMDB with 550 votes, and a 68 on Metacritic with only 7 reviews.  According to Wikipedia, MTV aired the series aired on February 2nd and cancelled it May 16th.  Hardly a fair comparison.

Your comment got me thinking that I should pitch a film to Sony based on that old grabber toy: http://www.amazon.com/Toysm…

Your comment got me thinking that I should pitch a film to Sony based on that old grabber toy: http://www.amazon.com/Toysm…

I don't know why I expected that to be a link to a nude picture of Lizzy Caplan…

I don't know why I expected that to be a link to a nude picture of Lizzy Caplan…

Proposal:  We should be able to community grade articles that are not reviews in order to decrease the self-esteem of writers we disagree with or for other whatever other asinine reasons we may have. That said, yay for Hatecast!