So, you're telling Voltaire to cultivate his own garden?

I figured the only sound he responded to was the chirps of the little tweet ringtone.

Don't really remember that one. I watched it, it just didn't leave much of an impression. I do remember War of the Worlds being pretty bad.

Give him another year or two on this one. They confirmed another Indiana Jones with Harrison Ford.

Yes but the estate tax is personally relevant to each and every American since a married couple can only pass down 11 million tax free. We need the estate tax revoked now, and I don't care if we need to get rid of healthcare to do it.

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

In his own words, it is a good launching pad.

Either way, hide the children!

I hope the guy comes out of this alright. I wonder what kind of safety requirements they have for stuntmen. For example, I wonder if he should of had tie offs that high off the ground.

In the same way Janet Jackson advanced feminism during the Super Bowl.

Well, It's just cute when a little baby does it.

Okay, now people with a foot fetish creep me out even more. I'm looking your way Rex Ryan.

Then why did you let these abominations happen all wise Alien Jesus?

Sure. Jared can be one of the named divorced husbands. Ivanka just has to go to the China Room and go all Talia Shire on it.

I figured this article was going the "Strangers with Candy" route based on the headline.

Verizon has the only service that freakin works where I travel, so I'm kinda shit out of luck. Their phone service is pretty good, so I'm not really complaining.

It would help if Verizon would not store everything you need to hack an account unencrypted when you make a customer service call.

Fredo might get a trip out to Lake Tahoe. I guess Ivanka is Connie in this scenario.

I thought honorary Florida Marlin, Steve Bartman, was everyone's favorite Cubbie.

Not quite sure about this since we all have to choke on what Trump thought he wanted and we can just change the channel and ignore Steve Harvey. I have no idea what network Steve Harvey is on, so it is easy for me.