No, no more Americans doing English accents. Plus, someone from California playing James Bond would dial everyone's snark meter past the maximum allowable threshold.

The article said she was using a highlighter. Technically, didn't Kellyanne just highlight the word collision in a vigorous crisscrossing fashion? Someone make contact with her, she may be trying to leave the matrix or at least get the MK Ultra LSD out of her coffee.

And she rewarded you with a golf club to the head?

You should try all natural Cherokee Hair Tampons.

I can't even remember a Rush Hour 2.

Just because I am from Texas and I drive an overpowered muscle car and I have a small endowment does not mean I am overcompensating for anything. Wait…

But that dollar was endowed upon by my billionaire providers based on the theory of trickle down economics. My corporate overlords wouldn't lie to me.

Hey Hey Hey! Shit, maybe…

Shia LeBeouf and Lindsay Lohan should be somewhere in there. They are sufficient train wrecks.

Not Father Mulcahy and my beloved Odo… NOOOO!!!

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Didn't Citizens United already confirm that money, and particularly lots of money, is free speech?

Locking someone or something up seems to be a popular mantra these days.

Well, if you needed more proof that humanity is an accident of nature and not part of some intelligent design, look no further than KFC carving a meteorite into a chicken sandwich. On second thought, look a little further as some idiot will buy this abomination for $20,000.00 and actually be proud of the purchase.

Cool. After Preacher, I want more of Jackie Earle Haley as a villain.

I liked the pilot episode. Does anyone know if Jackie Earle Haley's villain is going to be a recurring character in this?

My rotation is a combination of dry martinis, single barrel bourbon and Guinness; however, I am open to suggestions.

Feel better. When our company merged with another, they paid out severance to those that left, but they said that insurance was not allowed to continued under current laws or regulations. I didn't look into it to check the veracity of that statement, but the employees had to go on COBRA.

No, that's the President. Dexter is a character played by Michael C. Hall.

I think if Dexter would have been able to end after five seasons like Six Feet Under, there would have been enough creative energy left to deliver a satisfying ending.