I'm going to get a Galaxy Note 8 and explode.

I'm going to get a Galaxy Note 8 and explode.

I got herpes.

I got herpes.

The CDC is telling me to be careful playing with my chicken. I shouldn't hug or kiss it and I should advise others to do the same.

The CDC is telling me to be careful playing with my chicken. I shouldn't hug or kiss it and I should advise others to do the same.

The CDC is telling me to be careful playing with my chicken. I shouldn't hug or kiss it and I should advise others to do the same.

One last "I hate this shit" for old time's sake?

One last "I hate this shit" for old time's sake?

This is breaking my phone.

This is breaking my phone.

Jar Jar Binks is the best Star Wars character. Episode I needed more trade agreement scenes.

Jar Jar Binks is the best Star Wars character. Episode I needed more trade agreement scenes.

Jar Jar Binks is the best Star Wars character. Episode I needed more trade agreement scenes.

Okay, that was an image I did not need.

Okay, that was an image I did not need.

Do something Alien Jesus!!! We implore you!!!

Do something Alien Jesus!!! We implore you!!!

The Contest.

The Contest.