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To the last I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart I stab at thee; For Kinja's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

Look at Mr. Highfalutin over here puttin' on airs with his fancy rag and stick.

Looking into your nose has been like looking into the sun. I cannot avert my gaze and I have been blinded by its magnificence.

He will be in Arizona today, and we have a pretty big hole in the ground…

Trump also dismissed The Climate Change Advisory Panel yesterday if you feel like being more depressed.

Trump is coming to Phoenix and it is rumored locally that he will pardon Joe Arpaio. Don't worry, they can and will do better. Sigh….

I'm a Democrat. I thought I was a communist.

Everybody loves a clown, so why don't you?

Bill O'Reilly doesn't understand public education at all. WWII was the perfect time to show documentaries ad nauseum so the teacher didn't have to do anything.

Do not introduce Trump to any language that's tactile.

I ain't goin' back to work man. What the hell else am I supposed to do while Excel works through these damn formulas I'm runnin'?

Good luck finding the men's bathroom sign that is my avatar.

I got Sniper Elite 4 during a sale a couple weeks ago. So I was doin' one thing and one thing only… killin' Nazis.

You're so vain.

I hear that Donald Trump is the live child of Baby Huey.

I see Babu. That poor enlongated index fingered man.

Hot take: I think Starbucks is overpriced.

Not so much "after hours parties" as "To Catch a Predator."

Hollywood can kind of be insular and in its own little bubble sometimes. You see it elsewhere as well, like in the NFL when Ray Rice knocked out his fiancé in an elevator. There was known video of this incident and Rice only received a two game suspension. It never occurred to the NFL that a graphic video would…