Because he's good enough, he's smart enough, and doggone it, people like him.

There are daily flights to and from Texas.

That explains Donald Trump.

I assume in the Transformers one.

I think we can all agree that The Final Frontier is the pinnacle of Star Trek. Just like Enterprise is unquestionably the best series.

I'm not sure asking a film studio to "rev up female characters" is going to end well.

Thanks for spoiling a movie I was never going to watch.

I'd see this if so wasn't a Dru-id.

So do I. The little Christina Aguilera monster on my desk is telling me to drink two gallons a day and do some coke, but I don't think I should listen.

App-Solute Horseshit… I thought that name was already taken by the Fox News mobile App?

Playboy would never do such a thing! Unless they interviewed Donald Trump, then I retract the previous statement.

Are you kidding. It took us fifty years of collective bargaining to just get a cost of living adjustment. Changing the name of the position means the studio gets to pay us in packing peanuts.

It's good to see that some people are still making their Aioli naturally. Good for you. Don't get that store bought crap, go right to the source.

It's right next to Science Magazine's: Trump, The New Global Leader on Climate Change and Equestrian Monthly: Who has the Biggest Horse's Ass: Secretariat or Trump.

Armed with a rapier wit and a bag full of quaaludes and Benadryl, Mr. Cosby will interrogate all the women he can find in pursuit of the truth. He will never stop his dogged quest until he molests every potential lead.

In a world menaced by International Communism, who else can save us but Bicycle Repairman.

But a bumper sticker told me he is a copilot.

Yeah, like they would let a woman in their clubhouse.

I don't know, the orange pussy that guy is petting is pretty offensive.

I took attractive children 101 at Penn State.