But then you would have to bring in Child Protective Services and the child would need therapy the rest of his/ her life. Better to leave it to the adults who have whiskey as a coping mechanism.

It's okay Dikachu. You are always welcome to go au naturel here. We won't narc on you to you probation officer.

We prefer the term commoners.

I agree with you on the larger industry issue. However, there is a substantial portion of the population that is either not going to care about the Russia story or believe it when it comes out. Part of the damage to the media's credibility is self-inflicted, but a large part of it is the all out assault on the…

The Johnny Depp Chronicals.

Tell me how you feel, but first drop your pants.

In reality, I would say the opposite. CNN found a breakdown in their journalistic process and the people responsible were punished. I would call that ethical journalism. If people want confirmation bias, that's their problem.

I'll change the narrative a little bit and add in comedians of the past.

Yes, but the National Enquirer was the first to report that "Honest Abe was a Babe."

No room for at least one episode of Hannibal?

Didn't see any rope. But I ran when they started heating the tar and plucking the geese.

I'm from Dallas and did a mean Staten Island accent before they stoned me.

Ben: I don't know if I want to do another one of these. You know I'm Batman right?

Buddha teaches that credits and debits must be in harmony with each other.

I remember that fateful day the music died when Ted Nugent was sent to prison. If only he'd been a Democrat.

The only time SNES disappointed me, was getting the sanitized version of the original Mortal Kombat. Outside of that, I liked the console.

I remember when this show was an homage to bad soap operas. I miss Invitation to Love.

Only if you agree to rip out the pages and place them in the door of a bathroom stall where only a Hawk can find them.

The good Cooper is trapped in the Black Lodge making romantic comedies with Jennifer Garner.

The rusty nails Mr. Garrison uses on the chalkboard in lieu of chalk after Sexual Harassment Panda made everyone in South Park overly litigious.