That is how I knew trump for the past 30 years. He was a marginal/ tabloid celebrity willing to degrade himself for a few fleeting seconds of attention. I don't know what got him into fringe politics, whether that was Steve Bannon or someone/ something else. The second he started in on the populist rhetoric, I knew…

No, he's just a chauvinistic asshole. I wish there was a deeper psychology to parse, but Trump is just that simple.

Shh. They'll hear you.

He's Welsh. You're in for it now.

I'm going to go with the explanation of getting the only actor shorter than Tom Cruise. However, a lot of the loonier explanations are oddly obsessed with Jean-Claude Van Damme's crotch, so who knows.

A little taste of Goldblum… I think I got arrested for that.

Go on. I am quite interested in safe, reliable methane.

Eat shit, Bob!

This suit will probably get thrown out.

Sound like a sticky situation.

Depends, were you trying to drink liquids out of a brown paper bag or was the bag used to conceal your fine beverage? If it was the former, did you just come from disrupting a production of Julius Caeser?

I'm a liberal treehugger. It's gardening tools and antiquated French execution methods or nothing for me.

Rosé, you cheeky bloke. Fine upstanding elitists only sip a fine Bordeaux or a peaky Cabernet Sauvignon.

Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of war!

Is this a Purge society yet? If so, I'll grab my pitchfork and get the guillotine out of storage.

Metaphorical cannibalism just doesn't carry the same entertainment value.

Accusations of bias, real or perceived, is nothing new. This feels different. There is an all out assault on the Fourth Estate. The media is the people's check on the establishment/ government and average citizens are way too comfortable with this type of criticism of the media from the government. Hell, it seems…

The one thing that bothers me the most is a lack of trust in the Press/ Media. Our democracy is designed to survive a lot, but not being distrustful of the media. I have no idea if Donald Trump understands this, but I am sure Russia does.

Poor little Marco Rubio. All he wants is some lovin'. First Ivanka won't touch him and now Trump can't grab him.

Don't watch soft-core porn with your parents. It's weird.