I can only afford off brand Crocs.

They may have been eating McDonalds.

Reality tv viewers? I'm guessing Crocks, a Snuggie, Budweiser, and some Copenhagen.

Doesn't take me long to adapt. I just never equated trademarks with free speech until now. I get the argument, I just never thought of it that way.

I wonder what happens to that South Park episode where they used the Washington Redskins name and logo after the trademark got pulled. Do they have to make modifications to the episode or is it fine? Genuinely curious.

I understand that the United States Patent and Trademark Office issues trademarks. I assumed out of basic human decency that we didn't allow the monetizing of racial epithets unless it was a professional sports team disparaging Native Americans.

I get that racial epithets are free speech, but I didn't think banning them from being trademarked and monetized was a first amendment issue. Live and learn I guess.

Yes. Alex Jones removed his rib and created Megyn Kelly. How do you think hell spawn are formed?

Shh. Stop letting people know that my international cabal of satanists really likes seeing people get hit in the balls. Or that we produce America' Funniest Home Videos. Our ties to Bob Saget are truly shameful.

Winning Publishers Clearing House or getting a Candygram is absolutely worth the risk of being devoured by a land shark.

Not without my anus.

As a Suns fan, if Danny Ainge offers your team a trade, run away screaming in the opposite direction.

I clicked on this video and I must say that I do not approve of the things my smartphone is saying.

Unfortunately, Wolverine reboots. You know they won't let this character rest for more than 2-3 years. I think we are on our third Spider-Man, even thought the audience keeps telling Sony "no más."

Brains, Michael Douglas, or Dalmatians?

Now this really pisses me off to no end.

You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express…

Get him!!!

I have seen Jerry Seinfeld, Robin Williams, Lewis Black, George Carlin, and many others live. It is an amazing experience seeing these professionals work and the atmosphere is just electric. If you have not experienced a true professional doing stand up, I highly recommend it.

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