Be more imaginative.

Not wholly owned, there is plenty of whoremongering to go around.

Jesus, what is wrong with you? Inappropes.

Definitely the big guy.

It really needs to be 128 kills. 129 just pushes it over the top.

I was blissfully ignorant of all this stuff until Trey Parker/ Matt Stone and Archer. Knowing that particular term comes courtesy of an Archer Episode.

More along the lines of one girl's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

Okay, I thought this was something way different.

Well Trump's own wife is repulsed by his touch, so it's pretty funny. Plus Trump will never know the pleasure of having Bin Laden shot in the head and going back to the residence to make love with his wife. Obama wins again. Top that Mr. President.

Tried, Trump still won. I gave you the "grab 'me by the pussy video." I was going to give you the one where he killed the homeless guy but that only made him more popular with republicans.

So do I. Go back in time and slap the shit out of David Cameron before he can call a Brexit vote.

He has the best words. His words are the best. And by a more generous bill, he means one that will help those poor insurance companies that just can't catch a break. United Healthcare only had 148.6 billion in revenue last year up 17.2 billion from the previous year. What are these poor souls to do if we don't…

That apology would mean someone at Uber is honest. More likely it will be "I deeply regret my actions and here is a token $50,000, that I would normally wipe my ass with, donated to some cause that gets me off the hook."

Stephen King never thought up a clown this scary.

I don't recognize the existence of San Antonio ever since the Spurs' Robert Horry hip checked Steve Nash into a scorer's table. Down with the Spurs. They are evil.

Oh.

No, it was a conversation about Douglas Firs and where to get a reasonably priced meal and a slice of cherry pie. Get it right.

Be careful if you travel out there regularly. It is a very dangerous place to drive especially off the main roads. I have seen more fatalities than I care to count including a colleague.

I'm out in West Texas a lot and I guess I haven't seen too much of this. But there is a whole mess of nothing on the 62/180 and where the I-10 meets the I-20. I stay in Carlsbad on my biweekly trips but there does seem to be some stuff on the Texas side around Pecos, Monahans, Wink, and Kermit. The 285 gets…

You'll take your sugar juice, bread with enough preservatives to survive a nuclear winter and corn syrup fueled deliciousness we wouldn't feed to the livestock and you'll like it.