They thought it was sweeps week.

NBC has celebrities. When you are a celebrity, you don't need consent. It's just a crotch grabbin' Lollapalooza.

You are a wise man.

The randos get comas, the super villains get easily escapable prisons and a moral code of do no harm.

Trust fund. Summed it up in two words.

I remember analysts on CNN saying that Trump was a good man because he raised amazing children. Swap Trump with the Maid and amazing with dipshits, they would be in the ballpark.

We're not people. Don't you remember?

Less Gulliver's Travels and more low brow references I can understand. Trump's small hands resulted from the unholy spawn of Cousin It, a pumpkin, a capuchin monkey, and a cocktail sausage.

But, Li'l Sebastian is not anatomically correct.

This is more than a bad guy. I don't know how you lose enough of your humanity to deny the massacre of children for profit. And after this, have the parents who have gone through the most tragic loss imaginable attacked by your rabid fans. It takes a special kind of asshole to not care that suffering parents who…

Beer is my poison of choice.

Ricky Lake still exists? Last time I saw her, she inexplicably got a movie with Shirley Maclaine and Brendan Fraser.

Doesn't matter. Coke and Pepsi both taste like shit.

That is the first time I have seen Trump and intellectual in the same sentence. And Trump doesn't need cause to sue. He's the best at suing. His lawsuits are so frivolous you will think you are watching the Kardashians.

Read it. That's a good one.

We really should stop stereotyping nazis based off the horrifying actions of a few million.

Wait until they find out some of us really enjoyed Django Unchained. There are not enough games where I can shoot slaveholders.

Hey, it is arguably a step up from using wasp nests for vaginal rejuvenation.

If we could have gotten Robin Williams to give him a hug and say "It's not your fault," would the world have been a different place?

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