Neat.

How can we go back to an age where we can better capitalize on consumer ignorance because making better movies that we spend $150 million on is out of the question?

Next week scientists will prove that French fries increase both your longevity and midichlorian count. Or maybe that was George Lucas.

Step 1: Try hard to launch a whole franchise

Of course it's fake. Alex Jones isn't real. It's just a scary story we tell our kids like don't vote and someone like Donald Trump becomes President. Shit like that doesn't actually happen.

Nah man, I'm not ready for that type of John Wayne Gacy crawl space. Too hard core Disney, too hard core.

I'm picturing you as Rainman.

I am more on the train wreck side. For me, the humor did not work at all. I know that I was supposed to be laughing with Tom Cruise and his partner, but nothing landed for me. The theater I was in was dead silent as well. Also, movies usually have a certain internal logic that you can follow when they are speaking…

Yes.

How do we get you in from of a DC Comics exec to make this happen? This may be the first Kickstarter campaign ever that has merit.

Mr. Cosby, this verdict is on a cocktail napkin and it still says guilty.

That's why you're the law talking guy.

Mr. Cosby has some Benadryl if they need assistance.

Oh, Neat-O!

Please, let's make this happen. I want to see Comey and Trump in a ring with UFC rules. Some people want McGregor/ Mayweather, I want this. I will pay a $1,000 for the pay per view.

I am not giving a rapist a second chance or differentiating what he did from his movies. Nor am I giving someone who hits women or a murderer a second chance. I can differentiate assholes from their works. For example, I still enjoy the memory of watching Curt Schilling pitch and believe he should be in the Hall of…

Hell, they gave him an Academy Award.

A thirteen year old was raped and a judge refers to her as a prostitute. Justice truly is blind. Get fucked with a spiked dildo dipped in Tabasco.

I like Barack Obama and voted for him twice meaning that I was brainwashed and lived in a fantastical world.

The eternal optimist. You still believe we will have free elections in 2024.