an SNL Weekend Update joke should not have to be explained by the jokemaker via linking a NYT editorial the next day. If that's the case, your joke failed miserably. it was a stupid joke

don't cry for @PenelopeRockatansky:disqus - she's already dead

Trump is a cat burglar?

/ CEO of Hooters does a fist pump

time for a shower

in related news, median income is $57,000 for white households and median income is $33,000 for black households

I don't know Amy Schumer, but the next time I see her - I'll pass along those kind words

it's not the cards that we should be worried about, but the people writing the cards

just write an honest review of your friendship and then replace the word "poo" with "feelings" and it'll be sure to be a crowdpleaser. Tears will be flowing

it's pretty slim pickings as far as criticism. it's just a remake with humanity (like romance) dialed down a bit

this sure is nothing

in the sense that Coke Zero tastes bad, yes

I'm just happy we're past Love Day

wait, if Hughes is here — who's driving the car???

QUESTION: what were we supposed to not forget again?

I'm sure it'll be no Good Guys Club, that's for sure

you really dodged a future bullet there

Dragon 3 will have speaking parts this year and Sean Connery is busy

would you ask a Japanese Steakhouse chef why he hates meat?

catsup or ketchup?