no incest!

I like him. He's like a rich man's Jimmy Fallon

THIS ISN'T COLBERT REPORT!

The state should def check Vinci's CAFR from last fiscal year for mask-related expenditures

I was talking with my roommate about the end of Episode 2 and he bet me a 6-pack that Velcoro wasn't dead.

Marilyn Monroe has been dead for nigh on 40 years

is Steven Universe this Funke everybody's talking about?

UNDEAD TITAN OF BRAVOS!

"It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money.

… great, eh?!

And the U.S. Navy wastes billions of taxpayer dollars trying to negotiate / overpower the Pirate Geese, just to save like one dude

a joke. he was telling a joke

I hate the fuckin Eagles, man.

okay, you're right. my bad.

you could say the same exact thing about virtually any subject

everything's coming up Ravenclaw :)

actually, this is all made up.

sexy Jabba and Leia

was he at the bank to transfer funds? apply for a car loan?

show FOX your orgasm-face.