you people are a bunch of Donald and Debbie Downers, and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Louis C.K.'s monologue on SNL last weekend virtually encouraged the practice

"My name is Harry Potter and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull"

I just read the top article on that Tumblr page and I cannot decide which is worse:

http://www.quickmeme.com/im…

I don't have control over those things either, and I'm a government employee!

and that guy turned out to be … Jack White

yes, we must all say something about things that go on in Jack White's life

that's your solution to everything

It's like poetry

there's too many movies. there's JUST too many movies.

my name is Judge

God DAMN it!

that was pretty much my reaction. I'm meh on Radiohead, but being so dismissive of Radiohead fans' intentions is not cool.

no, these comments are where Snidely belongs. we are all that is good in the world.

can you do my will?

The Chocktaw, himself!

today, the Sizzler executives are watching this video, and telling each other:

surrounded by creepy people extolling the freedom to do things near you

that's amazing in the same sense that a hurricane is amazing