well, she does own freaking DRAGONS

Dogtooth = Obama's Secret Service codename

yeah, Budapest just keeps growing on me with every viewing. Like Rushmore in that way.

don't blame your wife for not buying — you're Afraid of Everyone, including the Demons who would Start A War and say you're not Brainy

no

FOOD FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

while I agree on most of your points, I will say that it's kind of fun to see them for the first time. their energy and positivism is nice, plus they mix in some random hip hop beats, which gets the crowd excited.

That's what they said about Anakin Skywalker, and he turned out doing just fine

Never heard of him (haven't been watching TDS lately) but that Letterman standup video was pretty great. Seems that he's got the talent. I'm optimistic, I like the new direction he could give the show.

America just isn't ready for such a multitude of Cricket jokes, either

Me and a buddy in college came up with a show idea called Half Nelson with Craig T. Nelson starring as a guy in a wheelchair.

KGB: I heard Dr. Phil's voice as I read your advice to ElDan

is that really what you're complaining about the show not resolving? really?

That back-and-forth was fantastic

Better Call that lawyer who doesn't represent Jay Z

The instrumental tracks for the Donkey Kong Super Nintendo video games cannot be beat, in my mind. Great stuff for zoning out at work.

that's for the Paul Scheer podcast to decide

my cat's breath smells like cat food

there was an Anton

This is an excellent album and "Feel the Lightning" is a fantastic song and you can't take that away from me, Alex McCown.