@avclub-a24b54b58362f8dc4b670364958fe18c:disqus I hope you'll give me the benefit of the doubt, and not jump to any drastic conclusions.

… I don't get it.

That shit's gay, dude.

Aw dude, Limp Bizkit is the best! I've always got that shit on.

How did you know I like to dress up like a ghost at family bonfires?!

Hey I'm not white. But you are probably correct about the rest of that.

Is that a comment on my weight? Stress eating is a real thing.

@avclub-b9a8f4af85454f7c56c06f0a39e7ec23:disqus And just a few days ago my lawyer told me I probably can't be sued by Trayvon Martin's family for killing him.

If you actually do that you deserve to go to jail, buddy!

@avclub-f079b53bcfcde2c125cc74ced47bfbcd:disqus That's just what my publicist/agent/attorney told me to say when things like this come up.

Wouldn't work. The criminal justice system in this country is prejudicial against african american men.

If he were white, he probably would not be charged with a felony.

You wouldn't believe the crazy shit they charge people for in Florida.

Ah yes, you are right @avclub-85d8ce590ad8981ca2c8286f79f59954:disqus .

And your mother was speechless after I brought her to full body orgasm.

I don't know… the internet can be pretty mean.

One does not simply walk into my gated community.

Hey! Can't we all just get along?

I was in jail for a while, BUT I REALLY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!

Allow me to assuage your worries. I'm not here to piss anyone off. I have enough enemies as it is.