It's things like this that cause me to disagree that there is a steep learning curve to this game. The curve does indeed go so high that it is almost impossible to see the top from near the bottom, but the curve is shallow, just very, very loooooooonnnnnng. There are lots, many lots, of small, incremental things you…

Please note. Pyromancy is unique as a casting sphere in that it does not improve by increasing a stat, but by upgrading the flame. Works great up to a point, but as you get to be higher level, there are synergies with other spell types: magic weapons scale with INT and divine weapons scale with faith, and the like.…

I resemble that remark.

I thought "A Song of Ass On Fire", but then thought, "Wow, few things are less erotic than hemorrhoids.", so thought better of it.

And I employ the services of a poopsmith for reasons I don't care to disclose. Now, watch me eat this bowl of corndog batter.

Cersei: "For the love of the gods, father!"
Tywin: "Yes, for the love of the gods."

Mr. Teatime: That's "Tay-uh-time-ay"

Do you know where whores go?

Yeah, I was also underwhelmed. There was SO MUCH they could have done to make this gripping and cliffhangery. But, they didn't. Kinda like a "Roll over, fart, and go to sleep" after last week.

Yeah, 'cept, with the pace this thing has been showing in season three, I don't anticipate that shindig until episode 4. Need three eps of carefully getting pieces in the correct spots. *YAWN*

"Plot coupon" *Adds idiom to pop culture vocabulary*

Arya Stark: "I don't get mad. I get stabby."

'Cept for, you know, Davos Seaworth.

So, "up the Narrow Sea" is not a euphemism for kinky butt sex?

I've been thinking all season long that Lady Stoneheart would end the season. Now, after this episode, the additional info of the Suits gig, and the scuttlebutt that the showrunners would kill a character that was still "alive" in this season to slim the cast, and seeing no other candidates, I'm thinking that Michelle…

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts

Fuck secretly.

*resurrects lesterburnham*

As presented in the show, Robb was the inheritor of Stark honor, and sense of rightness, and by default, morals*. Morals and honor, more often than not, will get you killed, in story, and at the very least, economically disadvantaged IRL, so it is common to root for the underdog.

To-fucking-che. Tywin Lanister is the (aside from his game-playing betters who shall go unmentioned Varys and Peyter)  the game master!