That's basically it. 'Cept.some folks, like the North, and the North of the North, play the long game.

Even then, for the most modern "moral relativist" sort that hadn't read, that can go, "Aww, naw, man. That shit just isn't right!" And calls for  their fictional bannermen.

Oh, yeah, that's going in the list…

Vote for winning of the internet.

Huh? The finest movie assassins I've known were the small, sneaky type. Size and ostentatiousness are destined to be target mapping. Not on the list of bona fides for an assassin.

Maisie Williams MUST destroy everyone. If not, GRRM dies. GRRMW has decreed it so. Thus, the continuum continues.

If one who has read the books argues for "show-only" lines like this to be non-cannon, I say fuck them all to hell. This line is golden.

"What the fuck". is entirely an appropriate description…

BENEVOLENT ZOROASTER… FUCK!!

Yeah. Something to the book readers.

FAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yah, I knew what what was up. I still was like "FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, fuckity FUCK. Oh….FUCK.

Oh, dude, I mean, dude

Reminds me of "Thick as a Brick". Jethro Tull was *trying* to make something outrageously pretentious as a tounge-in-cheek satire of what people accused them of doing with their Aqualung album.

Yeah, it was a baby penis. I must protest, though, that baby pudenda would excite much more internet fervor than baby willie, it was still a willie! Represent!

And that's just playing along with a modern adults notions of sex. A LOT of 14 year olds would even today be totally down with doing the nasty.

With cut-offs on…

Getting into the head of chronic spoilers is troublesome. I get the "I read the books, so I have the shit on the 'real' story!!!!" line, but the desire to let newbs on to the stuff to come seems at the best to be seriously immature, at the worst to be pathological

And, a short penis. Penises must be spectacular to count.

I love your long, luxurious hair. And weak chin…  Please hold me…