No, you would not call President God that.

…"that dark and evil mask,
did he scare you as much
as he scare meeeeee?"

Tampo Gigio?  Is that the little mouse from the "Ed Sullivan Show?"

@avclub-d12cfd57f077ca324ce6578da67b7592:disqus  I know, but I liked Rob from the beginning.  Remember on one of his earlier incarnations when he referred to Jeff as "Pretty Boy Probst?"

She had a cameo in the original "Ocean's Eleven".  A drunken Shirley has a moment with Dean Martin.  It's kind of adorable.

Resistance is futile!

Publicist:  "Hey who let this guy in here?"
 
Sam: "I'm with the A.V. Club!"

Oh man, I did not know she was from Chicago.  On behalf of all Chicagoans I sincerely apologize.   

I was hoping the picture accompanying this article would be Chelsea all oiled up.  That is a smokin' bod.

@avclub-eee6e49e09ab1c283e2d7689d45a7b4b:disqus  I'll protect you little Emma!

PETA = People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.

Stranger things have happened in jury votes.  If they take Tarzan to the final 3 with all those men voting they are making a big mistake.

Alicia looks like a cave women, I could see her killing it and eating it raw.

I would not leave my kids alone with that chick!

Yeah, Kim's first mistake.  That picnic they had seemed kind of underwhelming.  They had a blanket on the sand and some sandwiches?  Did you notice when they came back someone said "Already?"  So I guess they weren't even gone that long.  The helicopter ride did look like fun.

Yeah, does a sixth place finisher get at least a little bit of money?  I remember way back when hearing that the top four did.  Maybe she figures there's no way she'll do better than sixth and she's content with that.  I'm not saying I would play that way…

Agree on the awesomeness of Boston Rob.  Is Kim really smug?  To me she just seems to put a calm, caring face on in any situation.  Of course I'm probably giving her the benefit of the doubt because she's pretty! 

I would swear that it's Scoirra.  Would Chase pull our leg on such a minor point?

Isn't the voice on the telephone Gloria Trillo's?

Well put.  It seems the middle class in under attack from Romney and the right (see if you can hold on to your job with that asshole as your president).  Now the disenfranchised youth, minorities, poor, et. al. are pissed at us because it has become fashionable.  I'm the most liberal, white, middle class guy who works…