You're never alone with a good hat.

Hey Craig have you heard?

When the crow needs a drink…

Do fight off Supernatural Coyotes with Supernatural Airline Liquor Bottles? 

I loved The Doors movie.  I hope this doesn't suck, but it usually is a let-down when someone we all know so well is portrayed in a movie.

Aw, it kind of is.

"They've never managed a completely listenable album"     How 'bout "Sticky Fingers"?

My favorite snare drum song is any Dawes song with a snare drum on it.

Go on…

I like a matched grip…
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Ted killed the guy because he voted for Obama!

So since it was Russian vodka, a Russian orchestra was the music that came out?  That's freakin' brilliant!

I gotta go with The Beatles'  "Revolver" (it ends with the greatest tripping song ever, "Tomorrow Never Knows").  "Sgt. Pepper" or "Rubber Soul" would be a close second.

The cigarette was good and I liked how the symphony music would come and go as he opened and closed the liquor bottle. 

Burt Cooper = Money!

I watched "Alien" and "Aliens" in preparation for "Prometheus".  I've seen the second one many times over the years, but it had been quite a while since I saw the original.
    Started reading "The October Horse", a Colleen McCullough historical fiction novel about Caesar & Cleopatra.  There is a whole series of these…

You might want to try applying at large companies (AT&T, Gas Co., Electric Co., etc.).  From time to time they hire people to work as service reps and I'm sure you're smarter than most of the knuckle-heads who work there (you take general intelligence tests when you apply).  You may have to work the phones for a year…

no, it's 6.5.4.2,3,1,7.

Yeah, try that.  Let us know how it works out!

After the photo shoot he just threw them on the floor and walked out of the room.