It's my understanding that Bryan was cleared by every doctor he went to except the WWE doctors. If he wants he can show up at any indy in the world, but it would mean walking away from what I'm assuming is a fairly lucrative WWE contract while he's got a pregnant wife at home. Also the aforementioned WWE doctors…

I like to imagine an alternate timeline where TNA is successful, and Monty Brown, Christopher Daniels, and AJ Styles are all multiple time world champions.

Unfortunately it probably means losing Perd Hapley, who in his day job is an LA news anchor

And I have a new favorite gimmick account

A few years ago I worked at a Holiday Inn that was so shitty Holiday Inn pulled our flag and we stayed open as "The Inn At [LOCATION REDACTED]". When Holiday Inn pulled the plug they also turned off our weird Muzak setup, so for months we played the only CD that my boss had in her car when the music got shut off:…

It doesn't take rocket appliances to get that joke

That episode was also the first appearance of the Folksmen, the band McKean, Guest, and Shearer played in A Mighty Wind

I saw Snakes On a Plane at a midnight showing opening night. The theater was packed with people who all knew what we were getting into and ready to have fun. I'm pretty sure a lot of us had brought our own adult beverages in under our jackets as well, and good times were had by all. Rubber snakes were thrown around…

I wish that show got more respect. Both very much of its time and ahead of its time

I hope that Jericho's return means the return of the Highlight Reel and the Outrageously Expensive Jeritron 5000.

Royal Rumble 2016: Finn Balor enters at #20. Since he is in full Demon regalia his entrance takes over 2 minutes and doesn't make it to the ring before the next person comes out and Finn is counted out of the Rumble. Orlando riots unless Sami Zayn or Daniel Bryan is #21.

Ideally at Mania we'll have Becky/Sasha II and they'll steal the whole damn show like they did at TakeOver: Unstoppable last year. Barring that I would be fine with a Fatal 4 Way Sasha/Charlotte/Becky/Nikki Bella. If Nikki Bella is healthy and motivated she's secretly a damn good worker now.

This is an example of why the only thing that says Duke on it that I'll allow in my house is mayo.

The Edge is the guitarist for U2. Edge is the former professional wrestler. Confuse the two again at your own risk.

As much as I would like to see Devin get fed up and Fujiwara Armbar the shit out of Dana Brooke, I can't possibly be the only one hoping that Sasha's partner ends up being Blue Pants after everyone else refuses to team with her. Blue Pants impresses the Boss and becomes her new disciple. It would be awesome.

And what the hell did Mil Muertes and the Disciples of Death do to the Unlikely Trio? They didn't deserve that!
Do we know the card for ULTIMA LUCHA (must be in all caps) yet?

I'm pretty sure I saw Kimmy Gibbler on one of those camwhore websites around 2003. I spent most of my time there trying to convince the camwhores that I was Pauly Shore.

I loved Steampunk Becky Lynch, and Corey Graves immediately shitting all over her was perfection. MOTYC for sure.

First CD: B-52s Cosmic Thing. Got it for Christmas when the family got their first CD player.
First CD I actually bought with my own money: The CD Maxi Single for "Groove is in the Heart" by Deee-Lite AKA The Greatest Song Ever.

I don't know about this Red Mars hooey, but I would love a Netflix (or HBO or whatever) series of Straczynski's Supreme Power series for Marvel's MAX imprint.