Goddamn. Feel better now, Hiwutruv?

You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

Sarah Palin, Shaun White
So they're trying to bring in the widest age range possible in a single night. Except that younger viewers will use their mysterious internet powers to skip the rest of the show.

GOOD EVENING. FIRST TAKE A BUNCH OF FLOWERS. PRETTY BEGONIAS, IRISES, FREESIAS AND CRY-MANTHESUMS… THEN ARRANGE THEM, NICELY, IN A VASE.

I never really listened to Estate Sale in high school, but it actually came up on my shuffle about half an hour ago and I stopped what I was reading to listen to it. I think it perfectly evokes its title. It reminded me of wandering around in the long-closed mental hospital at my old university, with all of the…

We were evicted from our hole in the ground. We had to go and live in a lake!

Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunch time.

(Oh wait, I didn't notice he was following you - never mind.)

… mbs, are you Jet Li? You both spelled "Beatles" wrong.

You can't say ^&*@ on the radio.

O Edward
"Why dois your brand sae drap wi' bluid, Edward?"

Rescue Christmas!
So, this aggressive statement would be visible only to people in your house (or right outside your window). If you're someone who's willing to fork over $300 dollars for this thing, I think everyone you know probably gets beat over the head with your faith quite enough.

Tuck - nah, but they could be on a tag team:

Do you know what playing is, Trumpy?

That's exactly what it looks like, Floyd. But at least the elevator guy in Dr T didn't have those incongruous eyelids. Ugh.

I love cider and I hate Jager, so I will in fact try that.

Yeah, actually. They were thinking about letting each animator decide if they wanted to work on a tablet or on paper, but they scrapped that and just had everyone use paper.

I like the game, too. I'm only up to World 6, so I guess I have some time left, but my only complaints are the music, the occasional unwanted spin jumps and the fact that you can't take Yoshi out of a level with you. I guess I can't really explain why I like it - it just feels a lot like Mario 3 or Mario World to me…

I was eight when the song came out and I knew the line was Spanish, so I just made my sister listen to the radio until it came on so she could translate. (She was majoring in Spanish at the time.)

I don't want to boil my eyeballs after seeing a still from this, so not really.