See, I feel the same way about Ferrell. He's always just Will Ferrell. I'M TALKING LOUDLY AND DELIBERATELY AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M WILL FERRELL

Did anybody else read that first sentence and immediately know what he was heading for and just skip the next few paragraphs?

"correctly"

Better than your wife's support hose

They get out of diapers just before he goes into them.

e) anything that involves some C grade "comedian" discussing what the like/hate/whatever f) anything with a title that promises Awesomeness, minds being blown, things I Never Knew I Needed g) anything with feminist in the title

They'll probably post it on GJI eventually: Here's the Awesomeballs Crossfit Fanatic Who Does the Melissa Rauch FanGirl Tribute You Never Knew You Needed, and It Is Awesome

And realizing there are way too many fucking "comedians" these days.

It went to shit

He refused to do think pieces on the best way to reheat day old bread

I Ran Up Debt…But Just Declared Bank..ruptcy…

Maybe that was why it flopped?

I don't get it either. Reddit has memes up the ass, half this shit is reposted from tumblr and twitter, it's not like you can't get frothing Trump rage anywhere these days, and there are food sites that are much better.

If your dying coma dream is reposted tumblr crap and Clayton Purdom's latest ranting about the size of Trump's fingers, you lived a bad life.

Maybe stop clicking on that shit?

Huh, this was pretty much the last thing I still came here to read.

He makes me long for the days of Joe Blevins

For vindication's sake, I demand pistols at dawn, good sir!

I think they only do it to add some texture to that big glob of dough and sauce

Guy throws knife at monster