"I hope you're not a Southern robot"

Yeah, "many"

Had to go look

And the hot dogs have cheese inside them as well! Then they cover it in batter and deepfry it, then smother it in chili!

lol burn

Protip: If you're a tourist in Italy, eat actual pizza.

Also known by its more popular name, "School Cafeteria Pizza"

Keep in mind, those pictures are supposed to be examples of really good Sicilian slices.

If you have to cover what you're eating in "a couple of napkins" to eat it, there's something wrong.

If Pizza Hut isn't greasy enough for you, Sicilian is the pizza for you.

You haven't missed much. I hate Sicilian pie. Too much dough and sauce and soggy doughy sauce bread.

What was the old thing, Joel was the guy you smoked weed with, Mike was the guy you got a beer with, Jonah is…?

Wait until you get to Starcrash. Some of the worst stop-motion animation ever filmed.

Starcrash is great. Has moved into my top favorites of all time.

That's why you stick to king crab legs and claws.

I think we can all agree that one corporation doing things right is HORMEL, proud maker of HORMEL BLACK LABEL BACON

Stupid babies need the most love

A dream to some…a nightmare to others!!

Just take those canapes out to Mr. Takei, Roman.

Not since my second wife!