One of my favorite yelp reviews

Real, family-made artisanal manslaughter.
haha

Every article is required to shoehorn in a Trump reference per the AV Club Charter, whether it really makes any sense or not. They probably would have been better off going with some small baby finger type comparison, but then they don't put too much effort into the articles.

Most of the content is a mistake.

She's also incense that these people didn't just pick up the kid and move it. Because of course I'm going to grab a naked child in public. No way that could go wrong in any way.

The flip side is the shill reviews. A restaurant will have 100 one star reviews and then suddenly a 5-star "OMG this is literraly the greatest restaurant on earth!!!" one

People make a lot of excuses for them even though their stuff really isn't that much better than other similar entities?

I look forward to hearing some of these songs while shopping at Price Chopper in 2021.

I don't see it. She looks like mid-20s to me.

Good lord, she's 25. Do we have to wait until she hits menopause?

Can we shoehorn a Trump reference in here somehow?

Luckily we had a guide to steer us through those deep waters.

Just tried a bit too hard on the music, and too easy on the lyrics.

They cross genre lines so well, all the way from A to B and back again.

How about gulping?

Half of it is nonsensical musical descriptions:
gulping rhythmic funk
stair-step string
sun-soaked vocals
subtle funk underbelly (I get this sometimes at the gym)
and half of it high school newsletter descriptions of the lyrics. These girls have loved and lost, and they're not afraid to speak their minds!

The members of HAIM are done with flakes, jerks, and significant others who have run their course—and they aren’t afraid to tell these people exactly what’s on their minds.

Which is the funny one?

It's very sad. It couldn't be a better example of dumbing everything down. I thought the "gymnast fucks with boring classical music" headline was the low point the site would reach, but nope, seriously, they just posted Ow, My Balls unironically. I thought Joe Blevins was the lowest of posters, and then bang, along…

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