seriously, I'll Never Tell? DETAILS PLEASE.

I find your lack of faith disturbing, C.S.

Sorry, I didn't mean to be. I must have gotten some contact douchiness from all the Schaeffer talk.

So, I did some research
You're right, Nathan. This guy seems like an ass of the first order:

Time-stamp confirms: I am the champion Star Wars nerd of this thread. Better luck next time, Sheltie.

Well in that case, keep the hate coming. You will thrive on it. Feel it flow through you, nourish you, love you.

Damn.
Did he kick your dog or something, Nabin?

I still hold out hope for Judy Greer as a legit leading lady. If there's any justice in the world, it will happen.

you know, I honestly couldn't decide whether or not Horsefellow was a troll or just an idiot, but now I'm fairly sure it's the former. Because "Clit Eastwood" doesn't just happen, that's why.

also, at one point, there was a Facebook group whose wall was dedicated solely to quoting Pinball Wizard. It was awesome and I was a proud member of it … maybe I still am.

Dear Iron ButterMaiden,

no, it was Shelley Long!

I had a Good Charlotte song stuck in my head as I was falling asleep last night, and I wondered what horrible sin I committed in my childhood to have deserved such a fate, but now I know I must simply have been presaging the Buzzkills.

on second thought, it would be pretty hilarious to see Joel Madden writhing around in baked beans, getting his angora all soiled.

Old affiliations die hard. You know, like in a gang.
I was an N*Sync fan as a kid, and thus I will not do this article the favor of reading it.

Whew
I'm just relieved that this wasn't news of a Tommy remake.

I never said I didn't, OtP. Let's not jump to conclusions - I'm fucking INTREPID.

It's me, Mad Men-atized. I'm flattered by the Nancy Drew comparison, though. She was pretty badass.

Jagoff Sumbitch gets my vote for Thread Winner.

"Sweet Song" makes me cry every damn time. Not many things can make me do that, as I am a cold-hearted Amazon. "It seems I never got through to you/So I wean myself off slowly/I'm a darkened soul/My streets all pop music and gold/Our lives are on TV/You switch off and try to sleep/People get so lonely"