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Riff Randell
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Yeah, I keep seeing it pimped on Hulu but I can't bring myself to watch it.

Jolly Ranchers come in handy when I drink Red Bull or Rockstar - keeping one in my mouth while I sip the energy drink is the only way I can palate the rancid-gummi-worms taste.

Right on, Persia. That's the best way to eat a Jelly Belly - unless you use the little "recipes," or eat more than one of the same flavor at the same time for maximum impact.

I always kind of liked the taste of Pepto-Bismol.

The correct term is "salescomrades." I'm pretty sure.

Oh, mbs. I'm a big fan of pop culture therapy. Bad breakup? Go rent Eternal Sunshine. Family issues? Well, what would the Tenenbaums do? Schizophrenia? just find your Spock. I'm glad it worked out.

SLC's not too bad if you know where to look. Sam Weller's, anyone?

Clearly you missed the last Taste Test thread where we were all drooling over the Men of the AVC.

Hit a nerve, eh, Mr. Asian Guy? Sorry. I'm still just regular Riff. You'll know if Evil Riff has shown up from another dimension when you see my PJ Soles avatar with an evil goatee.

"She's so flippin' hot! She's so hot … she's making me sexist!"

Cawti's interpretation gives the whole affair a very Germaine Greer affect. Hmmm.

Worry not! The deliciousness of the blueberry partially cancels out the evil of the buttered popcorn flavor, leaving it at about the level of postal fraud.

ohhh, so THAT's what that pose means.

I knew a girl in high school who flatly refused to eat anything blue. Freak.

Red Raspberry > everything else >arson > homicide > buttered popcorn

So if plants crave electrolytes, what will grow when you plant a Jelly Belly Sport Bean?

From Che to Chang. Love it.

Hell yeah I'm a catch. It's just that it takes a bit more to get in my pants than making me laugh and calling me a pretty, pretty princess.

I mean … I know better than to expect it if I'm not gonna go down on someone (reciprocity and all that), but it's not like I'd say no.

I think danrimage and skullcrusherjones might be my dream men.