IF ZMF ISNT ALL OVER THESE COMMENTS THEN I DONT KNOW HIM AS WELL AS I THOUGHT I DID
SEE THE COMMENT SUBJECT BITCH

WYMM, you were right - the new avatar is womb-warmingly ADORABLE. That plus all the twee twee sugar from the trailer is just sending me straight to happy muffin rainbow land, and I am helpless to resist…

I think she is! That's where I've seen her before. No wonder she doesn't believe in love - it's got to be rough to have your heart broken by the one and only Kenneth Ellen.

Melissa, AJR said upthread that it was him, but it's unclear whether that's actually him or whether he just has curly hair, glasses and a brown shirt. Either way, I CALLED DIBS.

Drunken Slide Shitter, that was the biggest laugh I've had all day. I'm still giggling.

I'm pretty sure this was an episode of Always Sunny.

Don't they already have a little blue cloud?

Not bad. It's more of a niche gig that I thought it would be at first - turns out very few people want to listen to Band of Horses and the Decemberists while getting their nipples whipped. And don't even get me started on the price of spiked leather hoodies these days.

Awesome, Josh. And after that: Roller skating!

I know. I'm considering starting a new AVC account with that as a username, it's so good.

Ugh
You can't know how much I hate to admit this, but I will definitely be seeing this. Even though I know I will come out of it feeling nauseous, smug and particularly single. Damn my soft spot for hard-core twee quirkmance! I see stuttering lovers in hoodies and beat-up sneakers and I just can't resist.

I know, right? I'm on meds after my clavicle-shortening surgery, but as soon as I'm done with those I'll be back to barfing up my celery. No worries.

One day we'll have a black president.

BE NICE TO YOUR TOASTERS OR THEY WILL NUKE YOUR PLANETS, ALL TWELVE OF THEM, for sure.

Sorry, I'm still trying to wrap my head around "extra wide upper chest." I mean, what the hell? Is a small shoulder-to-shoulder measurement now a standard of beauty? Oh em gee, do my clavicles look long in this dress?

Hey, I resemble that remark.

UM HELLO
We're 30+ comments in, and no one's geeking out about Caprica. FINE, I'll start: I'm geeked out about Caprica.

What you don't realize is that every thread is a Chang fanfic thread. The Chang is all around us; it permeates our every thought and deed, and every post here is a small subconscious manifestation of our adoration.

Ugh, I remember hearing "Love the One You're With" in junior high and flying into a mini-rage. It just seems so sad and wrong.

I'd like to stand and salute that. Leonard Pierce, ladies and gentlemen.