Damn, you caught me. [slips off back of "Gump sucks" hipster bangwagon, shuffles home crying]

Other than having a knack for not quite managing to be funny, there's this grumbling: http://gawker.com/fred-armi…

So old. I feel so fucking old.

Try this piano version of "Burma Shave" by Tom Waits:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I can't quite explain how but he looks like a distinctly Australian pervert. Something about that sneer with the hair and mustache just says, "G'day lil' mate; let's cram another shrimp up your barbie…"

♫ There's a hole in my bucket… ♫

Yes, I expect — nay, demand — that the AP cover this milky-vs.-non milky story as it unfolds.

I assumed it was more like a snake about to shed its skin…

"The AP notes that his eyes appeared “less milky” as he talked with his
defense team today than they had in previous pre-trial hearings."

Is this on urban dictionary yet?

Yeah, once the puns start the whole comments section take saturn for the worse.

The A.V. Club

"I lit some candles and played some music, and…got myself into a position that wasn't very easy for me, emotionally…it's called the Congress of the Cow."

Christ almighty, not Bobby…

Stop being so rational; we're having nun of it.

Well, shit.

Bernie's character was killed in the first one, and even if he was alive, having Ritter return wouldn't make much sense (not like they're going to rob or otherwise frequent the same Phoenix mall), so I don't count their absences as conspicuous. It also makes sense that both Lauren's have moved on to less despicable…

I try to find some small solace in the concept of medical progress and that fewer and fewer people are so ambushed by death as in centuries past. It obviously makes it no less arbitrary and cruel for those still unfortunate few and their dearly bereft, but can at least serve to make us all more thankful of what little…

♫ I want your flowers like babies want God's love…♫
Shit like that nearly ruined OEND for me…