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How about semi- or para-guay?

Yeah, the Kaiser did have quite a roll, until the dressing down by the zesty Italians.

But then those sour Krauts really cleared them out.

What about U—R U guay?

Indeed quite guay that Vago would leave out the best part:

Well, my scrotal recall is that they were dusky and totally unremarkable except that they were cube-shaped and had dice markings shaved into them.

"Make love to me, Randy!"

It's like a smug polygamist, constantly flaunting those two gorgeous hydrogen atoms…

So why does this article have a picture of Vanessa Redgrave? I mean, she looks great for a septuagenarian and all, but…

My little pope hat's off to you (doffed, not toppled).

Damn that's gotta be tricky to keep on. I tried a little pope hat once and what a debacle

Unless the preserve the seat that held Patrick Duffy's sweet ass, they might as well call it destroyed.

My best guess is that it means the mohel successfully removed the entire foreskin.

Wait. I've been sharing Sean's wife with a half jew?

Yeah, but I've healed such that you barely notice it now.

Santa?

Under the ballsy mulch pile—perfect synergy.
[hands Miller shotgun]
Now do it!

Shit, Dikachu's gone full-blown Grandad. Someone's gotta go shut off his computer before he starts donating to the NRA…

That reminds me, Miller—got this big ol' pile of mulch to spread around Cathy's new azaleas— Can I borrow your old wheelbarrOH MY GOD!
Quick, kill me before it's too late!! Kill me!!!